Dragon Ball Z
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1 00:00:01,590 --> 00:00:07,230 Bent on annihilating all life on the planet, the Saiyajins are due to arrive in only 5 months. 2 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:15,870 Meanwhile, Goku has finally managed to reach Kaio's planet. 3 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:32,750 Over there! 4 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:42,110 What is going on? 5 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:03,590 This is Kaio-sama's training? 6 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:05,750 It sure is tough! 7 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:13,590 Catch Bubbles! The Struggle With Gravity!!! 8 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:30,670 What are you doing? 9 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,270 You? 10 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,470 Me? I am... 11 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,750 I am Kaio. 12 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:54,390 Then he's...? 13 00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:57,030 That is my pet, Bubbles-kun. 14 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:01,590 Oh... 15 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,950 I knew something was strange. 16 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:06,070 You are a strange one! 17 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:07,670 By the way... 18 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:11,990 Don't you think my sense of humor is the best? 19 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,110 Don't hold back! Laugh all you want. 20 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:16,310 Why? 21 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:22,790 You were nervous, so you weren't listening, were you? 22 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:26,430 You are terrible. 23 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:30,070 I'll tell you another joke. 24 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:34,470 Ring... ring... click. 25 00:02:34,510 --> 00:02:38,670 Hello? Hello? 26 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:41,230 No one to tell to answer the telly. 27 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:47,550 I'm the best! 28 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,470 At what? 29 00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:56,110 Why are you here? 30 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:01,550 I come to ask you to train me, Kaio-sama. 31 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:05,870 Train? Beat it! 32 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:09,910 You won't pass my standards if you can't laugh at a joke as funny as that last one. 33 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:12,510 I'm not training someone like you! 34 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:16,910 That was funny! 35 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:19,030 I'm impressed, Kaio-sama! 36 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:22,430 I've never heard a joke that funny before! 37 00:03:24,550 --> 00:03:25,790 Oh yeah? 38 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,150 You catch on too late. 39 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:29,830 So will you train me? 40 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:35,030 Train? I might. 41 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:36,510 Really? 42 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,110 However! 43 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:40,430 You have to pass a test first. 44 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:48,110 I'm a genius at comedy. You have to tell me a joke, and make me laugh first. 45 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,470 Me? Tell you a joke? 46 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:52,670 Intimidated? 47 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:56,670 It'll take a pretty special joke to make me laugh. 48 00:03:58,390 --> 00:03:59,870 Well? 49 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:07,870 Looks like it's no use. So give it up and go home. 50 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:12,510 The floppy quilt... flopped away! 51 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:19,390 The floppy quilt flopped away. 52 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,630 One more push! 53 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:27,110 The cat got catnapped! 54 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:33,270 The disappearing pencil! 55 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:41,950 You laughed! You laughed, Kaio-sama! 56 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:46,470 The floppy quilt flopped away! 57 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,830 You're no ordinary guy. 58 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:57,350 Are you a professional? 59 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:01,630 Alright, I'll train and teach you. 60 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,990 The best jokes. 61 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:09,550 I'd rather learn martial arts. 62 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:11,870 What? Martial arts? 63 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:14,030 Why didn't you say so at the beginning? 64 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,190 Okay! Come at me! 65 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,790 Let me see how good you are. 66 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:23,870 What's wrong? 67 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:26,390 Something's wrong. 68 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:29,510 My body is so heavy that I can hardly move. 69 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:33,070 Where did you come from? Earth? 70 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:34,270 Yes. 71 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,590 No wonder you feel heavy. 72 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:38,190 This planet may be small, 73 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,270 but the gravity is intense. 74 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:43,630 About ten times of your planet. 75 00:05:43,670 --> 00:05:46,870 That's why you weigh 10 times more. 76 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:51,590 Try jumping as high as you can. 77 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:01,590 I can't! That's the highest I can go. 78 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:06,990 To be able to jump that high at 10 times the gravity. 79 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:09,390 I'm going to enjoy training this one. 80 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:16,270 I will begin your training. 81 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:19,270 How long do you intend to stay? 82 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:23,830 I don't know how long I have been running on the Snake Path. 83 00:06:24,590 --> 00:06:26,990 But I don't think I have much time. 84 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:31,910 These guys called Saiyajins are coming to do terrible things to Earth. 85 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,510 So in the short while before they come, 86 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:36,350 I want you to train me! 87 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:38,270 Saiyajins? 88 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:41,350 You sure got targeted by some bad guys. 89 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:42,910 Let me see. 90 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:48,790 We'll find out when the Saiyajins are due to arrive on your planet. 91 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:03,350 Yes, the Saiyajins are definitely on their way. 92 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:07,950 They'll arrive in... 93 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:12,230 I'd say... another 158 days. 94 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:13,350 Incredible! 95 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:15,190 You know that? 96 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:19,830 I have this really nifty antenna. 97 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:21,750 I'm the best. 98 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:30,310 Maybe I won't train you... 99 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:34,230 You're the best! 100 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:35,030 Oh yeah? 101 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:40,150 So only 158 days before the Saiyajins arrive? 102 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:44,470 That's plenty of time. 103 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,150 If I train you on this planet for 158 days, 104 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:52,550 it'll be worth several thousands of years worth of training on your planet. 105 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:53,470 Really? 106 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:59,270 However, it's not a guarantee that you'll defeat the Saiyajins. 107 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:04,670 That's how terrifyingly strong the Saiyajins headed toward your planet are. 108 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:08,670 To be honest, their power exceeds mine. 109 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:11,510 They are stronger than you, Kaio-sama? 110 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:13,230 That's right. 111 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:19,670 Which means, at bare minimum you have to get as strong as me if you want to beat the Saiyajins. 112 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:25,910 Shall we get right to it? 113 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:29,230 Hey... Bubbles-kun! 114 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:41,710 First, you have to get used to the gravity here. 115 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,950 Try to catch Bubbles-kun. 116 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,510 You'll have to be able to move that fast, or you won't be any good. 117 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,790 I see. 118 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:55,270 Now run, Bubbles-kun! 119 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:01,030 Wait... 120 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:01,790 Damn... 121 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:17,790 My body is really heavy! 122 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:19,910 Damn... 123 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:20,950 Alright. 124 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:24,390 Just you wait! 125 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:36,230 I'll catch you! 126 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:41,430 He was already wearing weights? 127 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,870 I feel a lot lighter now. 128 00:09:50,070 --> 00:09:51,870 Hold it! 129 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,230 Wait! 130 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,310 Stand still, stop running. 131 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,910 Stand still, stop running. 132 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:10,230 Stand still. 133 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:15,950 I got you! 134 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,550 I don't believe it! 135 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,430 Well? 136 00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:31,430 He's fast. Can I really catch him? 137 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,790 If you cant, you can just go home. 138 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:40,590 I haven't eaten anything since I was at the Snake Princess' place. 139 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:44,110 Would you mind getting me something to eat? 140 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:47,910 Alright. 141 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,030 But a hungry dead person is very unusual. 142 00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:20,510 Why don't you hold back a little? 143 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,190 I'll gobble it bowl and all! 144 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:25,670 Bowl and all! 145 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,110 What's the joke... 146 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:31,470 I'm stuffed! 147 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,910 Never mind the taste. At least my belly's full! 148 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:38,870 I think this man isn't in awe of me at all. 149 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,670 But Kaio-sama... 150 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:45,030 I'm surprised you don't get bored living on a planet this small. 151 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,790 You are so young. 152 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:53,430 If you put your mind to it, there are all kinds of fun things to do. 153 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,310 Like counting the blades of grass. 154 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,150 Or gazing at the sky. 155 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:02,470 Or spraying your urine as far as you can. 156 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,990 The hobby I've been into lately is... 157 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,510 Going for drives, I guess. 158 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:20,390 Now hurry and catch Bubbles-kun. 159 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:24,550 If you don't, you'll never learn any martial arts from me. 160 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,950 I'll do my best! 161 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,750 By the way! 162 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,950 Put on the heavy-looking shoes and clothes you took off a little earlier. 163 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,150 We'll get more results that way. 164 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:40,110 When I have those things on, it's even harder to run! 165 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,070 Let me tell you something good. 166 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:46,190 The planet the Saiyajins used to live on had about the same gravity pull as this one. 167 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:50,190 That's where they trained. 168 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:53,870 Do you understand now? 169 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:56,150 That is part of the secret of the Saiyajin's strength. 170 00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:58,710 But that's not all of it. 171 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:03,150 The Saiyajins have a battle instinct that they're born with. 172 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:05,750 It is troublesome at the same time. 173 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:08,230 Don't worry! 174 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:09,790 I am a Saiyajin too! 175 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:29,710 Not bad. 176 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:32,670 Don't try to escape the attack! 177 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,910 Help me, mister. 178 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,990 Don't rely on me, you rotten brat! 179 00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:56,750 The only time he can release that awesome power he has is on a night with a full moon. 180 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,870 At least you've outgrown being a crybaby in these last six months. 181 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:23,630 You fought daddy in the past, didn't you, Piccolo-san? 182 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,350 The battle isn't over yet. 183 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:31,870 If I can manage to defeat the Saiyajins, your father will be next. 184 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:39,870 But daddy told me, ever since you were reborn, you aren't as all-out nasty as you were before. 185 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,390 I think so, too. 186 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,750 My mommy and grandpa are scared of you. 187 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,870 Quit saying stupid things, and go to sleep! 188 00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:53,630 I won't be as kind to you tomorrow! 189 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:54,590 Yes. 190 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,310 Rotten kid... 191 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:18,750 Three weeks passed in the blink of an eye. 192 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:24,430 The lord of Chinese steamed dumplings says, 193 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:30,950 "you are Chinese steamed dumplings, you are Chinese steamed dumplings." 194 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,070 I'm the best! 195 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,990 Did no one hear that? 196 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:49,230 We have tons of won ton! 197 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,950 Hold it! 198 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:09,070 Now! 199 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:18,830 Damn. 200 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:21,590 Great. 201 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,070 He's doing well. 202 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:29,950 Hold on. 203 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:33,350 But he still isn't in awe of me at all. 204 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,070 Damn... 205 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:55,030 He really is awesome. 206 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,070 But I'm not giving up! 207 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,470 I'm getting so close. 208 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:25,430 I know! 209 00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:35,830 Hold it! 210 00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:41,670 Here I come. 211 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,030 I found you, Bubbles-kun! 212 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:46,030 Stand still! 213 00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,550 I did it! 214 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:03,230 I finally caught him! Alright! 215 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,910 He is amazing, just as I thought. 216 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:16,030 He's already added the gravity of this planet to his own strength. 217 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,990 He may be able to master it... 218 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,670 That is, the Kaio-ken. 219 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,750 There's only a short time left until the Saiyajins attack. 220 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,150 Goku was finally able to meet Kaio-sama. 221 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:42,590 Now, what kind of training will he receive?