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1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:07,840 The hour of the fated Cell Games had finally arrived. 2 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,280 Okay then, let's make contemptuous faces at him! Nyaah! 3 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,720 And I'll give him a good spanky-spanky! 4 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,160 Welcome, all of you! 5 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,400 How about that!? 6 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,440 It's time! 7 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:28,200 " Just a Moment!! The Satan Squad Goes On the Rampage" 8 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:50,200 Whoever goes first is fine with me. 9 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:55,280 Of course, that will be me. It's only natural I'd be the one. 10 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,160 Don't do it, Goku. 11 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,360 These guys just won't understand, even if you do tell them. 12 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,920 I can't let that happen. 13 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,040 You're gonna get killed! Trust me on this, give it up! 14 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,720 Hey, cameraman, get a shot of that dimwit over there. 15 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,640 Right. 16 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,200 It's almost as if I can hear the voices of all the world in my ears, 17 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,000 saying " Oh, my word!" 18 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:29,120 Does this man realize what he just said to Mister Satan!? 19 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,880 Of all the things to say at this moment, 20 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:34,880 " You're gonna get killed! Trust me on this, give it up!" 21 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:37,160 That's what he said! 22 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,920 It's because of things like this 23 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,320 that ignorant bumpkins are an embarrassment to the rest of us! 24 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:52,800 After all of our explaining as to who Satan is, he still doesn't get it! 25 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,280 There's no helping those kinds of folks, huh? 26 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,320 He looks like him... 27 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,520 That man looks like him... 28 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:11,800 That child, who once upon a time, saved us all from Piccolo Daimao... 29 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:23,760 However, he didn't have the same eye or hair color. 30 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 It must be someone else... 31 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,480 Be that as it may, it's this man that concerns me. 32 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,440 N- no matter how I look at him, 33 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,080 I can't help but think that he is that same Piccolo Daimao... 34 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,720 Look, it's all right, just let those idiots do as they like. 35 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,840 Even if they are killed, 36 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,160 they can be brought back to life with the Dragon Balls. 37 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,840 Ah, well, I guess there ain't much choice, huh? 38 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,520 Oh, it appears that he has finally been convinced! 39 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,560 Which is to say, it's only natural. 40 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,600 Could he have realized that his life has been spared? 41 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,480 They finally understand, huh? 42 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,880 This nonsensical group has been nothing but an annoyance to Mister Satan! 43 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:07,200 As we pull ourselves together, the match can finally continue once again! 44 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,600 Please wait, Sensei! 45 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,000 W- what's this? 46 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,400 A mysterious group of people has appeared before Mister Satan! 47 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:47,080 Who in the world could they be!? 48 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,520 We've got more weirdoes showing up! 49 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,920 We are Mister Satan's finest pupils! 50 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:02,360 The world's most gorgeous man, Caroni, the Swift! 51 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:12,360 The world's most staggeringly strong man, Piroshiki the Mighty! 52 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:21,720 A- apparently, these two are acquaintances of Mister Satan. 53 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:27,480 Allow me to explain. These two men are Mister Satan's first and second pupils, 54 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:31,200 and are the next-to-greatest, and next-to-next-to greatest warriors, 55 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,840 compared to the warrior who boasts the greatest speed and power. 56 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,040 Oh, that is incredible! 57 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,000 And I am their beautiful manager, Pizza. 58 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,040 Sensei, there is no need for you to get your own hands dirty 59 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,760 against such a rank amateur. 60 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,440 W- we can easily defeat him! 61 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,520 Hmm, perhaps so. 62 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:59,120 It might be a bit childish of me to take on such a rank amateur myself. 63 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,160 I leave him to you! 64 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,400 People of the world, did you hear that!? 65 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,520 Mister Satan has clearly announced 66 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:15,840 that these two top pupils of his will defeat Cell in his place! 67 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,040 And what promising assistants they appear to be! 68 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,640 Our victory is now all the more assured! 69 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,480 Caroni and Piroshiki! 70 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:33,880 I've seen their pictures in magazines! They're Satan's favorite pupils, 71 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,880 and have won a great deal of fighting tournaments! 72 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,800 That's awesome! 73 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,280 Idiots...! 74 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,760 There's more of them now... those fools. 75 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,440 And so, the Cell Games resume! 76 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,960 First up is Mister Satan's top pupil, Contestant Caroni the Swift! 77 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:57,840 And so, I, Caroni, will be your opponent. 78 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:02,040 Very good. Mmm, sweet...! 79 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:26,640 These are a parting gift for you, as you are about to enter the ground. 80 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,160 ...Caroni-sama! ... He's so cool! 81 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,720 Magnificent! What a graceful, elegant, yet bewitching technique! 82 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:41,880 Allow me to explain. He is a master of the aerial death strike, 83 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,480 and can even snatch a swallow as it flies through the air. 84 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:49,040 That is incredible! As one might expect of Satan's top pupil, 85 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,640 his abilities are in a league of their own! 86 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,080 What's the deal with this guy? 87 00:07:55,480 --> 00:08:00,080 That move must have floored 100,000 of my female fans. 88 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,280 And so, the Cell Games, with the fate of the world in the balance, 89 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,120 have now begun! 90 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:10,960 The rules are simple: 91 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,720 if you fall outside of this ring, you lose; 92 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,760 if you give up, you lose; and if you die, you lose! 93 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:22,680 Are you afraid? Not to worry, the suffering will only last a moment. 94 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,840 Beautiful... Rose... Flying... 95 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,040 Attack!! 96 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,600 Oh, my! What a super jump! 97 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,560 This is Caroni's greatest, most inscrutable finishing technique! 98 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,880 This match has already seen its conclusion. 99 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,720 " Big Finish" time... 100 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,920 Incredible! He's still flying up! 101 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,440 I- is he still flying up...? 102 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,400 He must be in superb shape. 103 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,360 W- what could that sound be? 104 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,320 W- what could have happened, exactly? 105 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:32,280 S- surely, he must have jumped too high. 106 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:41,000 He's good at doing this, but he has a bad habit of getting carried away. 107 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,840 Therein lies the reason why he cannot surpass me. 108 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,120 That's correct! 109 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,080 I see! 110 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,640 ...What happened? ... My Caroni-sama! ... Stupid jerk! 111 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,520 As luck would have it, 112 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,120 Contestant Caroni the Swift has lost by Ringout, 113 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,960 and though a gifted warrior, he meets with valorous defeat. 114 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,400 Truly, this is a shame! 115 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,280 I- I will defeat Cell! 116 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:40,600 Allow me to explain. His monstrous strength rivals that of 20 elephants, 117 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,680 and he can flatten a bull with one blow. 118 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,720 T- that does indeed sound fierce. 119 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,480 F- fantastic! What fantastic power! 120 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:09,360 W- what colossal strength! Cell does not stand a chance against him! 121 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,160 They're on two completely different levels! 122 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:15,320 Knowing Piroshiki, he won't make the same kind of blunder as Caroni did. 123 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,440 You have to feel sorry for Cell. 124 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,840 Oh, my! Contestant Piroshiki has begun a ferocious dash! 125 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:53,720 This is Contestant Piroshiki's Megaton Bull Crusher! 126 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,560 At this point, there's no one that can stop him! 127 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,680 What could have happened? 128 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,760 Contestant Piroshiki's motion has stopped! 129 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560 I- I give up! 130 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:51,320 What in the world just happened? Mister Satan...? 131 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,640 It's a trick. 132 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,720 He is considerably afraid of me, you see. 133 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,360 He has set up tricks all around the dueling ring. Damned bastard...! 134 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,480 It's possible that he has soaked his entire body 135 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,560 with the smell of green peppers, which Piroshiki despises, 136 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,600 or he might have rigged nails to stick up out of the floor. 137 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,720 But I will expose his tricks! 138 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:22,880 So that's it! I don't know when he might have done it, though... 139 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:27,000 What a dirty trick to use in a one-on-one fight! 140 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,560 I'm telling you, that's not it! 141 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,000 Those two were tossed around by Cell's Ki. 142 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,640 Figure it out already, would you? 143 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,360 And so, having had his beloved pupils beaten by foul play, 144 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,040 Mister Satan gathers his fury and once again enters the ring! 145 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,160 He removes his cape... 146 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:50,040 ...and now, he has removed his glorious champion belt! 147 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,880 And so, our hero, Mister Satan, has taken the stage! 148 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,680 This match will determine the fate of the Earth! 149 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,960 Our world combat sport champion Mister Satan 150 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:09,040 has gleefully commented to us that he has been looking forward to this day! 151 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:16,600 Oh? Mister Satan has pulled something from out of his breast pocket. 152 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,200 It's a capsule! He has pulled out a capsule... 153 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,800 Oh, it's his bag! An enormous bag has come forth from the capsule! 154 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,360 Now then, what could be inside the bag? 155 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,680 Roofing tiles! 156 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,240 There were roofing tiles inside! 157 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:42,440 Mister Satan is delicately stacking the tiles! 158 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,000 Oh, man...! 159 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,240 Hey now, you don't suppose he's...? 160 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:51,400 The stack numbers... 15 tiles! 15 tiles! 161 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:59,240 He has taken 15 roofing tiles and stacked them high! 162 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,760 And now, he's focusing his mind! 163 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:14,120 Mister Satan is concentrating his power! 164 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,560 Let's remain quiet for this now... 165 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:44,760 Oh, my! Only one remains! 166 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,560 Still, this is incredible! What terrific destructive force! 167 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,960 14 tiles! 14 tiles have been shattered to pieces! 168 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,520 He's a genuine idiot. 169 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:25,400 Cell! Take a look at these tiles that have been smashed to pieces! 170 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:32,000 In one more minute... this is how you will look. 171 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:42,240 Satan!... Satan!... Satan!... Satan!... 172 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,920 I've just gone numb! Such is the world's Satan! 173 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,200 I have just been intensely moved! 174 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,800 I nailed it! I absolutely nailed it just now! 175 00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:00,240 It's a good thing I'm taping this on my video recorder. 176 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,200 He's losing his nerve! 177 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:06,000 Even Cell, with all of his big talk, can't help but lose his nerve 178 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,520 after seeing the destructive force of Mister Satan! 179 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,000 However, it's too late for him to make apologies! 180 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,280 The people of the world will not forgive Cell's crimes! 181 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,320 All right, come on! 182 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:24,480 And so, Mister Satan takes up a completely combative stance! 183 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,640 The world's number one combat sport warrior by far, 184 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,920 Mister Satan, versus Cell! 185 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,160 The iron fist of justice is about to burst upon Cell, 186 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,040 who has taken so many human lives! 187 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:40,160 Satan!... Satan!... Satan!... 188 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,360 Come on, Mister Satan! 189 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,560 If possible, we'd like for you to beat Cell by killing him! 190 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,840 Ah, there he goes! 191 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,040 Contestant Satan immediately launches into some grand techniques! 192 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,480 His Dynamite Kick has erupted against Cell! 193 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,080 Has this match already been decided!? 194 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,600 Contestant Satan does not let up with his attack! 195 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,960 He's raining blows upon him! He's raining blows upon Cell! 196 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,720 Cell is helpless to defend himself! 197 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:25,040 He's strong! He's more than strong! Such is our champion, Mister Satan! 198 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,680 Hey, now to finish you! 199 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,360 Stop pestering me! 200 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,800 " Conk!" 201 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,040 Huh...? 202 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:48,560 In all honesty, I was kind of rooting for Cell just now. 203 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,720 Geez, he's still alive? 204 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,600 It looks like even Cell is averse to killing that sort. 205 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:18,160 H- he fell outside of the ring... U- um... Contestant Satan has lost... 206 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,400 Now then, let's hurry and get the Cell Games started! 207 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:30,760 Who will go first? As expected, will you, Son Goku, lead off? 208 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,720 Yeah, that's right. 209 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,880 At last, Goku and Cell face each other. 210 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,840 The curtain now rises on the true Cell Games, 211 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,280 the ultimate decisive battle!