Dragon Ball Z
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1 00:01:50,868 --> 00:01:56,749 Bent on annihilating all life on the planet, the Saiyajins are due to arrive in only 5 months. 2 00:02:00,795 --> 00:02:05,758 Meanwhile, Goku has finally managed to reach Kaio's planet. 3 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:23,359 Over there! 4 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:33,119 What is going on? 5 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:55,516 This is Kaio-sama's training? 6 00:02:55,516 --> 00:02:57,769 It sure is tough! 7 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:05,943 Catch Bubbles! The Struggle With Gravity!!! 8 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:23,753 What are you doing? 9 00:03:24,879 --> 00:03:27,507 You? 10 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:31,886 Me? I am... 11 00:03:41,646 --> 00:03:43,648 I am Kaio. 12 00:03:46,734 --> 00:03:48,486 Then he's...? 13 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,239 That is my pet, Bubbles-kun. 14 00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:55,993 Oh... 15 00:03:56,077 --> 00:03:58,454 I knew something was strange. 16 00:03:58,454 --> 00:04:00,665 You are a strange one! 17 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:02,333 By the way... 18 00:04:03,584 --> 00:04:06,838 Don't you think my sense of humor is the best? 19 00:04:07,004 --> 00:04:09,048 Don't hold back! Laugh all you want. 20 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:11,342 Why? 21 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:18,099 You were nervous, so you weren't listening, were you? 22 00:04:18,599 --> 00:04:21,894 You are terrible. 23 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:25,690 I'll tell you another joke. 24 00:04:27,108 --> 00:04:30,278 Ring... ring... click. 25 00:04:30,319 --> 00:04:34,657 Hello? Hello? 26 00:04:34,699 --> 00:04:37,326 No one to tell to answer the telly. 27 00:04:42,331 --> 00:04:43,916 I'm the best! 28 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,918 At what? 29 00:04:50,631 --> 00:04:52,842 Why are you here? 30 00:04:54,969 --> 00:04:58,514 I come to ask you to train me, Kaio-sama. 31 00:04:59,015 --> 00:05:03,019 Train? Beat it! 32 00:05:03,019 --> 00:05:07,231 You won't pass my standards if you can't laugh at a joke as funny as that last one. 33 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,942 I'm not training someone like you! 34 00:05:10,318 --> 00:05:14,530 That was funny! 35 00:05:14,572 --> 00:05:16,741 I'm impressed, Kaio-sama! 36 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:20,286 I've never heard a joke that funny before! 37 00:05:22,497 --> 00:05:23,790 Oh yeah? 38 00:05:23,831 --> 00:05:26,250 You catch on too late. 39 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,002 So will you train me? 40 00:05:28,044 --> 00:05:33,424 Train? I might. 41 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:34,967 Really? 42 00:05:35,009 --> 00:05:36,636 However! 43 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:39,055 You have to pass a test first. 44 00:05:41,182 --> 00:05:47,063 I'm a genius at comedy. You have to tell me a joke, and make me laugh first. 45 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,524 Me? Tell you a joke? 46 00:05:50,358 --> 00:05:51,818 Intimidated? 47 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:55,988 It'll take a pretty special joke to make me laugh. 48 00:05:57,782 --> 00:05:59,325 Well? 49 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:07,667 Looks like it's no use. So give it up and go home. 50 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:12,505 The floppy quilt... flopped away! 51 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:19,679 The floppy quilt flopped away. 52 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,100 One more push! 53 00:06:24,392 --> 00:06:27,729 The cat got catnapped! 54 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,152 The disappearing pencil! 55 00:06:39,741 --> 00:06:43,202 You laughed! You laughed, Kaio-sama! 56 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,915 The floppy quilt flopped away! 57 00:06:55,506 --> 00:06:57,675 You're no ordinary guy. 58 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:59,260 Are you a professional? 59 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:03,723 Alright, I'll train and teach you. 60 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,184 The best jokes. 61 00:07:08,519 --> 00:07:11,981 I'd rather learn martial arts. 62 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,400 What? Martial arts? 63 00:07:14,442 --> 00:07:16,652 Why didn't you say so at the beginning? 64 00:07:16,944 --> 00:07:18,905 Okay! Come at me! 65 00:07:19,447 --> 00:07:21,616 Let me see how good you are. 66 00:07:26,162 --> 00:07:26,913 What's wrong? 67 00:07:26,954 --> 00:07:29,540 Something's wrong. 68 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,794 My body is so heavy that I can hardly move. 69 00:07:32,835 --> 00:07:36,506 Where did you come from? Earth? 70 00:07:36,547 --> 00:07:37,757 Yes. 71 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,176 No wonder you feel heavy. 72 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:41,844 This planet may be small, 73 00:07:41,886 --> 00:07:44,013 but the gravity is intense. 74 00:07:44,055 --> 00:07:47,517 About ten times of your planet. 75 00:07:47,558 --> 00:07:50,895 That's why you weigh 10 times more. 76 00:07:52,688 --> 00:07:55,817 Try jumping as high as you can. 77 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:06,244 I can't! That's the highest I can go. 78 00:08:07,995 --> 00:08:11,874 To be able to jump that high at 10 times the gravity. 79 00:08:11,874 --> 00:08:14,377 I'm going to enjoy training this one. 80 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:21,551 I will begin your training. 81 00:08:21,926 --> 00:08:24,679 How long do you intend to stay? 82 00:08:25,179 --> 00:08:29,434 I don't know how long I have been running on the Snake Path. 83 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:32,729 But I don't think I have much time. 84 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:37,859 These guys called Saiyajins are coming to do terrible things to Earth. 85 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,570 So in the short while before they come, 86 00:08:40,611 --> 00:08:42,488 I want you to train me! 87 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:44,490 Saiyajins? 88 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:47,702 You sure got targeted by some bad guys. 89 00:08:48,411 --> 00:08:49,328 Let me see. 90 00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:55,460 We'll find out when the Saiyajins are due to arrive on your planet. 91 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:10,641 Yes, the Saiyajins are definitely on their way. 92 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,438 They'll arrive in... 93 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:19,901 I'd say... another 158 days. 94 00:09:19,901 --> 00:09:21,069 Incredible! 95 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,987 You know that? 96 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:27,825 I have this really nifty antenna. 97 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,827 I'm the best. 98 00:09:35,917 --> 00:09:38,753 Maybe I won't train you... 99 00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:42,840 You're the best! 100 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:43,674 Oh yeah? 101 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:49,013 So only 158 days before the Saiyajins arrive? 102 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:53,518 That's plenty of time. 103 00:09:54,268 --> 00:09:57,355 If I train you on this planet for 158 days, 104 00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:01,943 it'll be worth several thousands of years worth of training on your planet. 105 00:10:01,984 --> 00:10:02,902 Really? 106 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:08,950 However, it's not a guarantee that you'll defeat the Saiyajins. 107 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:14,580 That's how terrifyingly strong the Saiyajins headed toward your planet are. 108 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:18,751 To be honest, their power exceeds mine. 109 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:21,713 They are stronger than you, Kaio-sama? 110 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,506 That's right. 111 00:10:23,548 --> 00:10:30,221 Which means, at bare minimum you have to get as strong as me if you want to beat the Saiyajins. 112 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,728 Shall we get right to it? 113 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:40,189 Hey... Bubbles-kun! 114 00:10:48,823 --> 00:10:53,202 First, you have to get used to the gravity here. 115 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,538 Try to catch Bubbles-kun. 116 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:59,250 You'll have to be able to move that fast, or you won't be any good. 117 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,756 I see. 118 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,341 Now run, Bubbles-kun! 119 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,347 Wait... 120 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,140 Damn... 121 00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:30,823 My body is really heavy! 122 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,034 Damn... 123 00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:34,118 Alright. 124 00:11:36,245 --> 00:11:37,705 Just you wait! 125 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:50,051 I'll catch you! 126 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:55,473 He was already wearing weights? 127 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:02,188 I feel a lot lighter now. 128 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,359 Hold it! 129 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:10,905 Wait! 130 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:19,330 Stand still, stop running. 131 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,041 Stand still, stop running. 132 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,503 Stand still. 133 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,467 I got you! 134 00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,349 I don't believe it! 135 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:42,395 Well? 136 00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:47,608 He's fast. Can I really catch him? 137 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:50,069 If you cant, you can just go home. 138 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:57,160 I haven't eaten anything since I was at the Snake Princess' place. 139 00:12:57,869 --> 00:13:00,830 Would you mind getting me something to eat? 140 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,792 Alright. 141 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:09,088 But a hungry dead person is very unusual. 142 00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,785 Why don't you hold back a little? 143 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,536 I'll gobble it bowl and all! 144 00:13:42,663 --> 00:13:44,165 Bowl and all! 145 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,709 What's the joke... 146 00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:50,213 I'm stuffed! 147 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:52,757 Never mind the taste. At least my belly's full! 148 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:57,929 I think this man isn't in awe of me at all. 149 00:13:59,263 --> 00:14:00,848 But Kaio-sama... 150 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:04,352 I'm surprised you don't get bored living on a planet this small. 151 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,272 You are so young. 152 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:13,111 If you put your mind to it, there are all kinds of fun things to do. 153 00:14:14,362 --> 00:14:17,156 Like counting the blades of grass. 154 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,075 Or gazing at the sky. 155 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,537 Or spraying your urine as far as you can. 156 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,292 The hobby I've been into lately is... 157 00:14:30,128 --> 00:14:31,963 Going for drives, I guess. 158 00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:41,222 Now hurry and catch Bubbles-kun. 159 00:14:41,264 --> 00:14:45,560 If you don't, you'll never learn any martial arts from me. 160 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:49,105 I'll do my best! 161 00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:50,982 By the way! 162 00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:55,361 Put on the heavy-looking shoes and clothes you took off a little earlier. 163 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,655 We'll get more results that way. 164 00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:01,784 When I have those things on, it's even harder to run! 165 00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:03,828 Let me tell you something good. 166 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:08,124 The planet the Saiyajins used to live on had about the same gravity pull as this one. 167 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,295 That's where they trained. 168 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,132 Do you understand now? 169 00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:18,509 That is part of the secret of the Saiyajin's strength. 170 00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:21,179 But that's not all of it. 171 00:15:21,846 --> 00:15:25,808 The Saiyajins have a battle instinct that they're born with. 172 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,519 It is troublesome at the same time. 173 00:15:29,812 --> 00:15:31,105 Don't worry! 174 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,732 I am a Saiyajin too! 175 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,503 Not bad. 176 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,589 Don't try to escape the attack! 177 00:16:03,304 --> 00:16:07,266 Help me, mister. 178 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,478 Don't rely on me, you rotten brat! 179 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:21,698 The only time he can release that awesome power he has is on a night with a full moon. 180 00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:43,720 At least you've outgrown being a crybaby in these last six months. 181 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,726 You fought daddy in the past, didn't you, Piccolo-san? 182 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,562 The battle isn't over yet. 183 00:16:54,063 --> 00:16:58,317 If I can manage to defeat the Saiyajins, your father will be next. 184 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:06,659 But daddy told me, ever since you were reborn, you aren't as all-out nasty as you were before. 185 00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:10,329 I think so, too. 186 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,833 My mommy and grandpa are scared of you. 187 00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:18,129 Quit saying stupid things, and go to sleep! 188 00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:21,007 I won't be as kind to you tomorrow! 189 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:22,008 Yes. 190 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,485 Rotten kid... 191 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:47,200 Three weeks passed in the blink of an eye. 192 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,122 The lord of Chinese steamed dumplings says, 193 00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:59,921 "you are Chinese steamed dumplings, you are Chinese steamed dumplings." 194 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:04,217 I'm the best! 195 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,304 Did no one hear that? 196 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,981 We have tons of won ton! 197 00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:20,775 Hold it! 198 00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:39,669 Now! 199 00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:49,846 Damn. 200 00:18:52,056 --> 00:18:52,724 Great. 201 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,480 He's doing well. 202 00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:01,441 Hold on. 203 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,986 But he still isn't in awe of me at all. 204 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,121 Damn... 205 00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:27,592 He really is awesome. 206 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,719 But I'm not giving up! 207 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,118 I'm getting so close. 208 00:19:58,748 --> 00:19:59,290 I know! 209 00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:10,134 Hold it! 210 00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:16,224 Here I come. 211 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,991 I found you, Bubbles-kun! 212 00:21:22,707 --> 00:21:23,332 Stand still! 213 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,430 I did it! 214 00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:41,267 I finally caught him! Alright! 215 00:21:47,815 --> 00:21:50,318 He is amazing, just as I thought. 216 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,614 He's already added the gravity of this planet to his own strength. 217 00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:57,700 He may be able to master it... 218 00:21:57,742 --> 00:22:00,495 That is, the Kaio-ken. 219 00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:05,792 There's only a short time left until the Saiyajins attack. 220 00:22:16,386 --> 00:22:18,721 Goku was finally able to meet Kaio-sama. 221 00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:22,308 Now, what kind of training will he receive?