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1 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:56,675 The hour of the fated Cell Games had finally arrived. 2 00:02:06,101 --> 00:02:10,689 Okay then, let's make contemptuous faces at him! Nyaah! 3 00:02:12,107 --> 00:02:15,318 And I'll give him a good spanky-spanky! 4 00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:52,272 Welcome, all of you! 5 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:59,821 How about that!? 6 00:03:07,412 --> 00:03:09,247 It's time! 7 00:03:15,087 --> 00:03:20,467 "Just a Moment!! The Satan Squad Goes On the Rampage" 8 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:43,507 Whoever goes first is fine with me. 9 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,804 Of course, that will be me. It's only natural I'd be the one. 10 00:03:48,845 --> 00:03:50,764 Don't do it, Goku. 11 00:03:50,806 --> 00:03:53,058 These guys just won't understand, even if you do tell them. 12 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,684 I can't let that happen. 13 00:03:54,726 --> 00:03:58,980 You're gonna get killed! Trust me on this, give it up! 14 00:04:05,403 --> 00:04:09,074 Hey, cameraman, get a shot of that dimwit over there. 15 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,033 Right. 16 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:16,873 It's almost as if I can hear the voices of all the world in my ears, 17 00:04:16,873 --> 00:04:17,707 saying " Oh, my word!" 18 00:04:17,749 --> 00:04:24,089 Does this man realize what he just said to Mister Satan!? 19 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,924 Of all the things to say at this moment, 20 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:30,095 " You're gonna get killed! Trust me on this, give it up!" 21 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,472 That's what he said! 22 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:40,564 It's because of things like this 23 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:43,066 that ignorant bumpkins are an embarrassment to the rest of us! 24 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:48,780 After all of our explaining as to who Satan is, he still doesn't get it! 25 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:52,409 There's no helping those kinds of folks, huh? 26 00:04:52,409 --> 00:04:54,536 He looks like him... 27 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:58,915 That man looks like him... 28 00:04:59,749 --> 00:05:08,592 That child, who once upon a time, saved us all from Piccolo Daimao... 29 00:05:15,098 --> 00:05:21,062 However, he didn't have the same eye or hair color. 30 00:05:21,104 --> 00:05:23,190 It must be someone else... 31 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:29,112 Be that as it may, it's this man that concerns me. 32 00:05:29,112 --> 00:05:32,199 N- no matter how I look at him, 33 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,994 I can't help but think that he is that same Piccolo Daimao... 34 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,790 Look, it's all right, just let those idiots do as they like. 35 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:40,957 Even if they are killed, 36 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:43,376 they can be brought back to life with the Dragon Balls. 37 00:05:44,127 --> 00:05:47,214 Ah, well, I guess there ain't much choice, huh? 38 00:05:48,131 --> 00:05:51,051 Oh, it appears that he has finally been convinced! 39 00:05:51,092 --> 00:05:53,178 Which is to say, it's only natural. 40 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:57,390 Could he have realized that his life has been spared? 41 00:05:57,432 --> 00:05:59,351 They finally understand, huh? 42 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:02,896 This nonsensical group has been nothing but an annoyance to Mister Satan! 43 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:06,358 As we pull ourselves together, the match can finally continue once again! 44 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,903 Please wait, Sensei! 45 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,961 W- what's this? 46 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:45,147 A mysterious group of people has appeared before Mister Satan! 47 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:47,941 Who in the world could they be!? 48 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:51,528 We've got more weirdoes showing up! 49 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:55,073 We are Mister Satan's finest pupils! 50 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:03,874 The world's most gorgeous man, Caroni, the Swift! 51 00:07:09,713 --> 00:07:14,301 The world's most staggeringly strong man, Piroshiki the Mighty! 52 00:07:18,722 --> 00:07:24,060 A- apparently, these two are acquaintances of Mister Satan. 53 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:30,066 Allow me to explain. These two men are Mister Satan's first and second pupils, 54 00:07:30,108 --> 00:07:33,945 and are the next-to-greatest, and next-to-next-to greatest warriors, 55 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:37,741 compared to the warrior who boasts the greatest speed and power. 56 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:41,077 Oh, that is incredible! 57 00:07:41,077 --> 00:07:45,207 And I am their beautiful manager, Pizza. 58 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:49,419 Sensei, there is no need for you to get your own hands dirty 59 00:07:49,419 --> 00:07:52,255 against such a rank amateur. 60 00:07:52,255 --> 00:07:55,050 W- we can easily defeat him! 61 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:58,261 Hmm, perhaps so. 62 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:03,058 It might be a bit childish of me to take on such a rank amateur myself. 63 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,185 I leave him to you! 64 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:12,734 People of the world, did you hear that!? 65 00:08:12,776 --> 00:08:14,945 Mister Satan has clearly announced 66 00:08:14,986 --> 00:08:20,492 that these two top pupils of his will defeat Cell in his place! 67 00:08:21,076 --> 00:08:23,829 And what promising assistants they appear to be! 68 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:27,582 Our victory is now all the more assured! 69 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:34,714 Caroni and Piroshiki! 70 00:08:34,756 --> 00:08:39,302 I've seen their pictures in magazines! They're Satan's favorite pupils, 71 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:42,431 and have won a great deal of fighting tournaments! 72 00:08:42,472 --> 00:08:44,433 That's awesome! 73 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:48,061 Idiots...! 74 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:51,690 There's more of them now... those fools. 75 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,484 And so, the Cell Games resume! 76 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:59,197 First up is Mister Satan's top pupil, Contestant Caroni the Swift! 77 00:09:00,031 --> 00:09:04,286 And so, I, Caroni, will be your opponent. 78 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:08,665 Very good. Mmm, sweet...! 79 00:09:29,728 --> 00:09:34,316 These are a parting gift for you, as you are about to enter the ground. 80 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,029 ...Caroni-sama! ... He's so cool! 81 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:44,826 Magnificent! What a graceful, elegant, yet bewitching technique! 82 00:09:44,868 --> 00:09:50,207 Allow me to explain. He is a master of the aerial death strike, 83 00:09:50,248 --> 00:09:53,960 and can even snatch a swallow as it flies through the air. 84 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:57,672 That is incredible! As one might expect of Satan's top pupil, 85 00:09:57,714 --> 00:10:00,383 his abilities are in a league of their own! 86 00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:02,928 What's the deal with this guy? 87 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:09,184 That move must have floored 100,000 of my female fans. 88 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:16,691 And so, the Cell Games, with the fate of the world in the balance, 89 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:18,610 have now begun! 90 00:10:19,402 --> 00:10:20,529 The rules are simple: 91 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:22,364 if you fall outside of this ring, you lose; 92 00:10:22,405 --> 00:10:25,534 if you give up, you lose; and if you die, you lose! 93 00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:32,749 Are you afraid? Not to worry, the suffering will only last a moment. 94 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:37,087 Beautiful... Rose... Flying... 95 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:39,381 Attack!! 96 00:10:39,422 --> 00:10:42,050 Oh, my! What a super jump! 97 00:10:42,092 --> 00:10:45,137 This is Caroni's greatest, most inscrutable finishing technique! 98 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,556 This match has already seen its conclusion. 99 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,688 " Big Finish" time... 100 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:05,323 Incredible! He's still flying up! 101 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:18,378 I- is he still flying up...? 102 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:21,465 He must be in superb shape. 103 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,551 W- what could that sound be? 104 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:41,193 W- what could have happened, exactly? 105 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:45,322 S- surely, he must have jumped too high. 106 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:54,414 He's good at doing this, but he has a bad habit of getting carried away. 107 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:58,418 Therein lies the reason why he cannot surpass me. 108 00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,753 That's correct! 109 00:11:59,795 --> 00:12:01,797 I see! 110 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,548 ...What happened? ... My Caroni-sama! ... Stupid jerk! 111 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,508 As luck would have it, 112 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,177 Contestant Caroni the Swift has lost by Ringout, 113 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,095 and though a gifted warrior, he meets with valorous defeat. 114 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,597 Truly, this is a shame! 115 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,942 I- I will defeat Cell! 116 00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:56,660 Allow me to explain. His monstrous strength rivals that of 20 elephants, 117 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,828 and he can flatten a bull with one blow. 118 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:01,998 T- that does indeed sound fierce. 119 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:15,303 F- fantastic! What fantastic power! 120 00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:26,648 W- what colossal strength! Cell does not stand a chance against him! 121 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,525 They're on two completely different levels! 122 00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:32,863 Knowing Piroshiki, he won't make the same kind of blunder as Caroni did. 123 00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:35,073 You have to feel sorry for Cell. 124 00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:08,857 Oh, my! Contestant Piroshiki has begun a ferocious dash! 125 00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:12,903 This is Contestant Piroshiki's Megaton Bull Crusher! 126 00:14:12,903 --> 00:14:16,907 At this point, there's no one that can stop him! 127 00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:36,843 What could have happened? 128 00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:40,055 Contestant Piroshiki's motion has stopped! 129 00:14:55,487 --> 00:14:57,572 I- I give up! 130 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:12,963 What in the world just happened? Mister Satan...? 131 00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:16,424 It's a trick. 132 00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:20,679 He is considerably afraid of me, you see. 133 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,517 He has set up tricks all around the dueling ring. Damned bastard...! 134 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:28,770 It's possible that he has soaked his entire body 135 00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:31,982 with the smell of green peppers, which Piroshiki despises, 136 00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:35,151 or he might have rigged nails to stick up out of the floor. 137 00:15:36,862 --> 00:15:40,490 But I will expose his tricks! 138 00:15:40,532 --> 00:15:45,871 So that's it! I don't know when he might have done it, though... 139 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:50,166 What a dirty trick to use in a one-on-one fight! 140 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,836 I'm telling you, that's not it! 141 00:15:52,836 --> 00:15:56,423 Those two were tossed around by Cell's Ki. 142 00:15:56,464 --> 00:15:58,133 Figure it out already, would you? 143 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:02,012 And so, having had his beloved pupils beaten by foul play, 144 00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:05,849 Mister Satan gathers his fury and once again enters the ring! 145 00:16:05,849 --> 00:16:08,059 He removes his cape... 146 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:14,190 ...and now, he has removed his glorious champion belt! 147 00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:19,237 And so, our hero, Mister Satan, has taken the stage! 148 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:25,285 This match will determine the fate of the Earth! 149 00:16:25,327 --> 00:16:28,705 Our world combat sport champion Mister Satan 150 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:34,002 has gleefully commented to us that he has been looking forward to this day! 151 00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:41,885 Oh? Mister Satan has pulled something from out of his breast pocket. 152 00:16:41,885 --> 00:16:45,639 It's a capsule! He has pulled out a capsule... 153 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:54,606 Oh, it's his bag! An enormous bag has come forth from the capsule! 154 00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:57,275 Now then, what could be inside the bag? 155 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,780 Roofing tiles! 156 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,449 There were roofing tiles inside! 157 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,828 Mister Satan is delicately stacking the tiles! 158 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,455 Oh, man...! 159 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,791 Hey now, you don't suppose he's...? 160 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:18,171 The stack numbers... 15 tiles! 15 tiles! 161 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:26,346 He has taken 15 roofing tiles and stacked them high! 162 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,230 And now, he's focusing his mind! 163 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:41,862 Mister Satan is concentrating his power! 164 00:17:41,903 --> 00:17:45,448 Let's remain quiet for this now... 165 00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:13,810 Oh, my! Only one remains! 166 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,730 Still, this is incredible! What terrific destructive force! 167 00:18:16,771 --> 00:18:21,318 14 tiles! 14 tiles have been shattered to pieces! 168 00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:51,097 He's a genuine idiot. 169 00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:56,186 Cell! Take a look at these tiles that have been smashed to pieces! 170 00:18:57,812 --> 00:19:03,068 In one more minute... this is how you will look. 171 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:13,745 Satan!... Satan!... Satan!... Satan!... 172 00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:20,710 I've just gone numb! Such is the world's Satan! 173 00:19:20,752 --> 00:19:24,130 I have just been intensely moved! 174 00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:27,884 I nailed it! I absolutely nailed it just now! 175 00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:32,514 It's a good thing I'm taping this on my video recorder. 176 00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,558 He's losing his nerve! 177 00:19:34,599 --> 00:19:38,520 Even Cell, with all of his big talk, can't help but lose his nerve 178 00:19:38,562 --> 00:19:42,190 after seeing the destructive force of Mister Satan! 179 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:45,819 However, it's too late for him to make apologies! 180 00:19:45,861 --> 00:19:49,239 The people of the world will not forgive Cell's crimes! 181 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,409 All right, come on! 182 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:57,789 And so, Mister Satan takes up a completely combative stance! 183 00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:01,084 The world's number one combat sport warrior by far, 184 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,419 Mister Satan, versus Cell! 185 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,754 The iron fist of justice is about to burst upon Cell, 186 00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:07,757 who has taken so many human lives! 187 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:14,139 Satan!... Satan!... Satan!... 188 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,433 Come on, Mister Satan! 189 00:20:16,474 --> 00:20:19,769 If possible, we'd like for you to beat Cell by killing him! 190 00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:31,531 Ah, there he goes! 191 00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,825 Contestant Satan immediately launches into some grand techniques! 192 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,369 His Dynamite Kick has erupted against Cell! 193 00:20:36,411 --> 00:20:39,080 Has this match already been decided!? 194 00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:47,964 Contestant Satan does not let up with his attack! 195 00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:55,639 He's raining blows upon him! He's raining blows upon Cell! 196 00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:56,431 Cell is helpless to defend himself! 197 00:20:56,473 --> 00:21:00,936 He's strong! He's more than strong! Such is our champion, Mister Satan! 198 00:21:05,148 --> 00:21:06,816 Hey, now to finish you! 199 00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:08,568 Stop pestering me! 200 00:21:10,153 --> 00:21:11,112 " Conk!" 201 00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:18,662 Huh...? 202 00:21:20,163 --> 00:21:25,460 In all honesty, I was kind of rooting for Cell just now. 203 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,926 Geez, he's still alive? 204 00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:36,972 It looks like even Cell is averse to killing that sort. 205 00:21:47,524 --> 00:21:56,324 H- he fell outside of the ring... U- um... Contestant Satan has lost... 206 00:21:59,536 --> 00:22:02,831 Now then, let's hurry and get the Cell Games started! 207 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:09,462 Who will go first? As expected, will you, Son Goku, lead off? 208 00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,848 Yeah, that's right. 209 00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:25,228 At last, Goku and Cell face each other. 210 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,272 The curtain now rises on the true Cell Games, 211 00:22:27,314 --> 00:22:30,859 the ultimate decisive battle!