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ïåðåâîä, QC: Gotrics
ðåäàêòóðà, îôîðìëåíèå: Ishtvan

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 êîíöå êîíöîâ...

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ß áóäó íèêîìó íå íóæíîé.

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È çàêîí÷ó ïðîñòûì ìóñîðîì.

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ß âñåãî ëèøü õî÷ó áûòü ëþáèìîé.

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Íàéäåò ëè ìåíÿ êòî-íèáóäü?

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Çäðàâñòâóéòå!

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Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî!

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Ïðèõîäèòå åùå!

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Òû ðàáîòàåøü äëÿ âñÿêîãî, ó êîãî åñòü äåíüãè.

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Âîò ïðîäàæíàÿ äåâ÷îíêà.

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Ýé! Ãäå ìîÿ ñäà÷à?!

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×òî òû ñ íåé ñäåëàëà?!

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Ýé òû!!!

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×åðò áû åå ïîáðàë.

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Áëèí! Ýòà òóïàÿ æåëåçêà... íàäóëà ìåíÿ,
ëèøü ïîòîìó, ÷òî ÿ äåâñòâåííèê.

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Äàè÷è Êàêåðó 16 ëåò!

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 È âñå 16 ëåò áåç äåâóøêè!

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 Ýõ... Ãäå æå íàéòè å¸?..
Ìèëóþ è äîáðóþ äåâóøêó...

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Î-î-î.

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 Ìîé ïåðâûé ïîöåëóé...

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 Íà âêóñ îí áûë êàê äûííàÿ ãàçèðîâêà.

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Òû Îùóòèë Åãî!? Ïåðâûé Ïîöåëóé!







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Ýòî áûë òû?

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Òû...

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Äóðàê!

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Òû... ïî÷åìó òû ãîëûé?!

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Ýé! Òû îòêóäà?!...

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À? Ý...

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Òîò ïîöåëóé òîëüêî ÷òî...

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Äåâî÷êà, ÿâèâøàÿñÿ â êîìíàòó, ãäå ÿ æèâó îäèí?

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Îíà ñòîèò ïåðåäî ìíîé, ïàðíåì, ó êîòîðîãî çà âñå 16 ëåò íèêîãäà íå áûëî äåâóøêè.

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Àãà!

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Ýòî, äîëæíî áûòü, ñîí!

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Ïî-ïîäîæäè...

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Ïðèêðîé ýòî, ñêîðåå!

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Õîòü ýòî è ñîí,
íî âñå ðàâíî íå ÷àñòî âûïàäàåò òàêîé øàíñ!

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Åñëè ÿ â ïîëíîé ìåðå íå èñïîëüçóþ åãî
...ÿ ïåðåñòàíó ñåáÿ óâàæàòü êàê ìóæ÷èíó!

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Òî÷íî! Òî÷íî!

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Ýòî ñîâñåì íå ïîõîæå íà ñîí!

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À òåïåðü - ìîæåò òåáÿ ïîëèçàòü?

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Îòêóäà ìíå ëó÷øå íà÷àòü? Íó îòêóäà?

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Òû... Èçâðàùåíåö!!!

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Èçâèíèòå çà áåñïîêîéñòâî, Îòîÿ-ñàí.

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{\be1\fad(0,200)}Íàäïèñü íà ÷àñàõ: ß ëþáëþ ìóæ÷èí.

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Ïðîøó, Àéðèí-êóí.

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Êèçàêè. È, ïîæàëóéñòà, ïåðåñòàíüòå îáðàùàòüñÿ êî ìíå ïî èìåíè.

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Ýòî ñíîâà ñëó÷èëîñü.
ß îáíàðóæèëà ïîÿâëåíèå íîâîãî àêèêàíà.

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Î-î-î?

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Ñèãíàë èñõîäèë èç êâàðòèðû ñòàðøåêëàññíèêà. Ðàéîí Õàìà÷è. Æèâåò îäèí.

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Ìàëü÷èê ñòàðøåêëàññíèê...

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Äà, åãî çîâóò Äàè÷è Êàêåðó.

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Êàêåðó-êóí, äà?

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Òåïåðü-òî òû ïîíÿë?

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Ý?

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Òî, ÷åì ÿ çàïóñòèëà â òåáÿ, áûëî ñæàòûì óãëåêèñëûì ãàçîì!

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Óãëåêèñëûé ãàç? Ñæàòûé?

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Ýòî Ìàãèÿ Îñâåæàþùèõ Íàïèòêîâ.

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ß - áàíî÷êà äûííîé ãàçèðîâêè.

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Áëàãîäàðÿ òâîåìó ïîöåëóþ, ÿ ïðèíÿëà ÷åëîâå÷åñêîå îáëè÷èå.

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Ïîýòîìó, òû ìîé...

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Äà Ãîñïîæà.

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Ïîçâîëüòå ìíå ýòî ñïîêîéíî îáäóìàòü.

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Äëÿ íà÷àëà ïðèêðîéñÿ!

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Âîò ÷òî ìû èìååì:

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 êîìíàòå îäèíîêîãî ïàðíÿ âäðóã ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ ìèñòè÷åñêàÿ äåâóøêà.

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Íåïðàâäà!

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Çàòåì èõ ãóáû âñòðå÷àþòñÿ.

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ÍÅ-ÏÐÀ-ÂÄÀ!

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È, íàêîíåö, äåâóøêà ãîâîðèò, ÷òî îíà áàíêà äûííîé ãàçèðîâêè.

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×òî òû äåëàåøü?!

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Äðóãèìè ñëîâàìè, ïðàâäó, ñêðûòóþ çà âñåé ýòîé ìèñòèêîé...

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Îòêðîåò âàì Ãîëûé Äåòåêòèâ Äàè÷è Êàêåðó...

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 Ýòî ñîí!

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Ìîÿ èíòóèöèÿ ïîäñêàçûâàåò ìíå, ÷òî ýòî ñîí...

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Ý-ý-ýé!

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×òî ýòî?

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Òû êîëëåêöèîíèðóåøü ïóñòûå áàíêè?

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Òî÷íî, ÿ êîëëåêöèîíèðóþ ëèøü ðåäêèå áàíêè èëè âûïóùåííûå â îãðàíè÷åííîì êîëè÷åñòâå.

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À, òàê òû áàíî÷êè êîëëåêöèîíèðóåøü.

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À ÷òî ýòî?

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Ýòè - àëþìèíèåâûå!?

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È ýòà.

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È ýòà òîæå.

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Íî ÿ ñòàëüíàÿ áàíî÷êà. Àëþìèíèåâûå...

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It's show time!

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Äóðàê!

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Äà ÷òî ñ òîáîé òàêîå?!

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Íî ýòî æå ñîí, ñîí, ñîí!

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Ñîí ãîâîðèøü?

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È ýòî...

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...ñîí?

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Í-íåâåðîÿòíî.

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×òî æ ýòî çà ìàãèÿ òàêàÿ?

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Äà íåò æå!

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Ãäå?

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Ãäå æå òû ñïðÿòàëàñü?

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Âíèçó!

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Ïîñìîòðè âíèç!

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Êîãäà òû ïîòÿíóë çà ñåðåæêó â ìîåì óõå, ÿ âíîâü ïðåâðàòèëàñü â áàíêó.

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Ãäå îíè?

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Ãäå îíà ñïðÿòàëà êîëîíêè?

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Íè÷åãî ïîäîáíîãî!

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Ìîé ãîëîñ ïðîíèêàåò ïðÿìî òåáå â ãîëîâó!

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Ïðèâåò!

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Îòêðîé-êà äâåðêó, Äàèòè Êàêåðó-êóí!

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Íå õî÷åøü îòêðûâàòü?

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Íó... òîãäà òû íå îñòàâëÿåøü ìíå âûáîðà!

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Ïðîøó, Àéðèí-êóí.

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Êèçàêè.

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×òî æ òû òàê èñïóãàëñÿ, Êàêåðó-êóí?

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Ìåíÿ çîâóò - Îòîÿ Õèäåõèêî.

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ß ïðàâèòåëüñòâåííûé ÷èíîâíèê èç Ìèíèñòåðñòâà Ýêîíîìèêè.

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Ï-ïðàâèòåëüñòâåííûé ÷èíîâíèê?!...

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Î-î... âîò îíî êàê.

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Òàê âîò ÷åãî òû õîòåë...

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Òû òàê "âûðÿäèëñÿ", ÷òîáû ñïðîâîöèðîâàòü ìåíÿ...

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Ìû çäåñü, ÷òîáû ïîãîâîðèòü î òåáå è òâîåì àêèêàíå.

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 äàííûé ìîìåíò ïðàâèòåëüñòâî
çàíèìàåòñÿ ïðîåêòîì ïî èññëåäîâàíèþ

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äåâóøåê, ïðåâðàùàþùèõñÿ â áàíêè,
òàêæå èçâåñòíûõ êàê "àêèêàíû".

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Îòîÿ-ñàí, îí âàñ íå ñëóøàåò.

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Íå ïîìîãëî.

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Ìíå êàæåòñÿ, ñíà÷àëà ìû äîëæíû íàëàäèòü âçàèìîîòíîøåíèÿ...

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Ïðåêðàòèòå ïîæàëóéñòà!

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Î ÷åì âû ãîâîðèòå?

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Òû âåäü õî÷åøü âîéòè â ýòî òåëî? Çàòåì âîçáóäèòü åãî äî ïîëóñìåðòè, ðàçâå íåò?

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ß î ïîäîáíîì äàæå íå äóìàëà!

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Õà, âîò êàê, òû âñå åùå ïðèäåðæèâàåøüñÿ ñâîèõ ñêó÷íûõ äåâè÷üèõ èäåàëîâ?

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Ýòî íå òàê!

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Ìû ïîãîâîðèì ñ âàìè â ñëåäóþùèé ðàç.

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Ïðîøó ïðîùåíèÿ.

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Êòî ýòî áûëî?

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È ïî÷åìó ìîÿ íåâèííîñòü óøëà îò ìåíÿ ðàíüøå, ÷åì ìîÿ äåâñòâåííîñòü?

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Áëèí!

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Ï-ïîäîæäè!

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Åñëè çàõî÷åøü âûïèòü ìåíÿ, òî ïðåäóïðåäè ñíà÷àëà, äóðà÷èíà!

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Íàäî æå, ýòà áàíêà îïÿòü ñòàëà äåâ÷îíêîé...

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Òû - Êàêåðó, äà?

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Äà...

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Êàêåðó, ñ ñåãîäíÿøíåãî äíÿ ÿ áóäó æèòü çäåñü.

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À?!

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Ýòî äàæå òåáå äîëæíî áûòü ïîíÿòíî!

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Õîòü ýòî è ñëó÷àéíîñòü, íî òû òåïåðü ìîé õîçÿèí!

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Õîçÿèí?

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×òî òàêîå? Ó òåáÿ ñ ýòèì ïðîáëåìû?

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Äîáðîå óòðî!

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Êàêåðó-òÿí, äîáðîå óòðî!

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À, Íàäæèìè.

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×òî òàêîå?

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×òî-òî ñëó÷èëîñü?

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Åñëè òàê, ìîæåøü ðàññêàçàòü ìíå îá ýòîì.

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À?

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Íó ìû æå äðóæèì ñ ñàìîãî äåòñòâà...

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Íàäæèìè, çíàåøü ëè òû ÷òî-ëèáî î ìóæñêèõ ôàíòàçèÿõ?

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Ìóæñêèõ ôàíòàçèÿõ?

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Äà. Ýòî çíà÷èòü æèòü âìåñòå ñ êðàñèâîé äåâóøêîé, è òâîðèòü ðàçâðàò.

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Ý? Êàêåðó-òÿí õî÷åò äåëàòü ýòî ñî ìíîé?!...

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Õè-õè-õèèè...

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Ýòî ìå÷òà êàæäîãî ïàðíÿ.

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Ýòî ïîõîæå íà èñïîð÷åííîãî ðåáåíêà,
òðåáóþùåãî ó ðîäèòåëåé èãðóøêè.

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Èãðóøêè?

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Íî åñëè ýòî Êàêåðó-òÿí, òî ...

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Íî... Íî... Íî ïî÷åìó îíà íå íîðìàëüíîå ÷åëîâå÷åñêîå ñóùåñòâî?!...

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Íå íîðìàëüíîå?!

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Ëèöîì îíà êðàñèâà, íî...

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îíà ýãîèñòè÷íà è æåñòîêà!

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Ýòî óæàñíî, óæàñíî, Êàêåðó-òÿí!

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Íàäæèìè ñîâñåì íå òàêàÿ!

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ß ñîâñåì íå æåñòîêàÿ!

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Ýé, Òåíêóäæè ïëà÷åò!

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Ýòî Äàèòè Êàêåðó åå äîâåë?

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Âîò ïîäîíîê.

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Ýé, ÷òî òàêîå, Êàêåðó?

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Êàê òû ìîã çàñòàâèòü Òåíêóäæè-ñàí ïëàêàòü?

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Ýé! Ý-ý-ý-ýé!

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Î, à òû êòî òàêîé?

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Ýòî ÿ! ÿ! Æèãîëî!

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Ìû óæå âñòðå÷àëèñü!

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Æèãîëî?

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Ñ ÷åãî áû ýòî ó òàêîãî ïàé-ìàëü÷èêà êàê òû, òàêàÿ êëè÷êà?

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Ñàì ñåáÿ òàê íàçâàë?

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Òû æå ìåíÿ òàê è íàçâàë, êîãäà ïðèøåë â ýòó øêîëó.

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Ìåíÿ çîâóò Àìàäæè Ãîðî, âîò òû è íàçâàë ìåíÿ Æèãîëî!

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Î, Íàäæèìè ïëà÷åò!

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Òîëüêî çàìåòèë?

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Ïî÷åìó îíà ïëà÷åò?

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Ýòà êàðòà...

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Ýòà êàðòà ñìåðòè ðàçÿùàÿ âñå, ñëîâíî àëìàçíûé ìå÷!

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Îíà çäåñü!

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Îíà óæå çäåñü!

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Òà, ÷òî íåíàâèäèò ïàðíåé, íî ëþáèò äåâóøåê... âåäüìà, ðîäèâøàÿñÿ â íàøè äíè!

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Êî÷èêàçå Þðèêà!

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Âñå â ïîðÿäêå, Íàäæèìè.

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ß ïîìîãó òåáå óíè÷òîæèòü ýòó áàöèëëó, ÷òî ïðèëèïëà ê òåáå.

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Ýé, Êî÷èêàçå, ÷òî òû òóò äåëàåøü?

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À òû ÷òî òóò äåëàåøü?

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Òû çàñòàâèë ïðåêðàñíóþ Íàäæèìè, áîãèíþ, ñïóñòèâøóþñÿ íà çåìëþ, ïëàêàòü!

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Êî÷èêàçå-ñàí, ÷òî òû äåëàåøü?!

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Êàê âåäüìà, ÿ íàêàæó òåáÿ!

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Òû áóäåøü æàðèòüñÿ â àäó! Â ñàìûõ åãî ãëóáèíàõ! Âìåñòå ñ äüÿâîëîì!

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Î ÷åì òû äóìàåøü, äóðà÷èíà?

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Ïî÷åìó òû íå âûïèë ìåíÿ óòðîì, ïåðåä óõîäîì?

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Ìîå ñóùåñòâîâàíèå áóäåò áåññìûñëåííûì, åñëè òû íå áóäåøü ìåíÿ ïèòü!

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Ïîñòîé!

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Õì, ÿ äåéñòâèòåëüíî å¸ ñëûøó.

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Íó ïî÷åìó îíà áàíêà? Íó ïî÷åìó íå æèâîå ñóùåñòâî?!

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Ïîòîðîïèñü è âûïåé ìåíÿ!

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×åñòíî ãîâîðÿ, ÿ ïîáàèâàþñü òåáÿ ïèòü.

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Åñëè ÿ êîñíóñü åå ãóáàìè, òî îíà ñíîâà ñòàíåò äåâ÷îíêîé.

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×òî òû äåëàåøü, èäèîò?

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Òû ñîâñåì óæå ñäóðåë?!

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ß áàíêà!

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Åñëè òû âûïüåøü èç ñòàêàíà, òî ÿ áóäó áåñïîëåçíà!

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Ëàäíî - ëàäíî! Õâàòèò âîïèòü.

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Òåïåðü-òî ïîïèòü ìîæíî?

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Äà.

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Ýé, òû êàê-òî î÷åíü ñòðàííî ñåáÿ âåäåøü.

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Ñîê - èñòî÷íèê ìîåé æèçíåííîé ñèëû, åñëè åãî íå ñòàíåò...

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×òî?!

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Òàê çà÷åì òû ïðîñèøü, ÷òîáû ÿ ïèë ñîê èç òåáÿ?

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ß ñóùåñòâóþ äëÿ ëþäåé, ÷òîáû îíè ïèëè ñîê èç ìåíÿ, ïîýòîìó...

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Åñëè ÿ âûïüþ âåñü ñîê, òî òû óìðåøü?

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Âñå áóäåò õîðîøî, åñëè òû áóäåøü ïîäëèâàòü â ìåíÿ íåìíîãî ñîêà...

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Âñå ÿñíî!

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Ñïàñèáî áîëüøîå.

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Ïðèõîäèòå åùå.
Õì... È ïî÷åìó ýòî ÿ çà íåå âîëíóþñü?

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Ñïàñèáî áîëüøîå.

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Ïðèõîäèòå åùå.

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ß êóïèë ýòî ñïåöèàëüíî äëÿ òåáÿ, íî íå ñëûøó íè ñëîâà áëàãîäàðíîñòè...

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Êóäà æå ïðîïàë òîò ïðåêðàñíûé äóõ ßïîíèè?

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À ñåé÷àñ, ìíå íàäî âûïèòü.

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Ýé, çà÷åì òû êóïèë ýòîò ñîê?

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Êàê òû ïîñìåë âûïèòü êàêîé-òî äðóãîé ñîê, âìåñòî ìîåãî!

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Êàê ÿ ïîãëÿæó, òû õî÷åøü, ÷òîáû ÿ âûïèë òâîé.

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Àãà-àãà! Âîò îíî êàê!
Åñëè ïèòü îäíó ëèøü äûííóþ
ãàçèðîâêó, òî îíà áûñòðî íàäîåñò.

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Äóðàê òû!

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Ý-ýé! Òû ÷åãî äåëàåøü?

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Ðàçâå íå î÷åâèäíî?

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ß õî÷ó èõ âñå âûáðîñèòü!

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Ýé! Ïðåêðàòè!

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Ýòî æå ìîÿ äðàãîöåííàÿ êîëëåêöèÿ!

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ß íèêîãäà òåáå íå ïðîùó, ÷òî òû ïèë ÷óæîé ñîê, âìåñòî ìîåãî!

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Ñòîé!  ×òî òû äåëàåøü?!

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ß òàê áîëüøå íå ìîãó!

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Ñèäè òóò äî êîíöà ñâîèõ äíåé!

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Âûïóñòè ìåíÿ!

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Òû ñëûøèøü, Êàêåðó?!

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Ýé...

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Ñêîðåå, âûïóñòè ìåíÿ!

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ß ñòàíó ñîííîé è âÿëîé â òåïëå!

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Ýé, Êàêåðó?

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ß ïðîùó òåáÿ, åñëè âûïóñòèøü. Ýé!

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Êàêåðó, âûïóñòè ìåíÿ...

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Âûïåé ìåíÿ,

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Ïîæàëóéñòà!

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Ýé, òû óæå ïîäóìàëà íàä ñâîèì ïîâåäåíèåì?

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Òåïåðü òû äîëæíà îáðàùàòüñÿ ñî ìíîé, êàê ñ Õîçÿèíîì!

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È òû áóäåøü ñëóæèòü ìîåé ãîðíè÷íîé äî êîíöà æèçíè!

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Ýé!

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Óãëåêèñëûé ãàç ïî÷òè âåñü âûøåë.

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Âäîáàâîê åù¸ è òåïëàÿ.

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Ýé! Ýé?!

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×òî ñ òîáîé?

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Ýé!

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Ó íåå æå îñòàâàëîñü íåìíîãî ñîêà.

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Òîãäà ïî÷åìó îíà íå øåâåëèòñÿ?

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Èëè ýòî èç-çà òîãî, ÷òî óãëåêèñëûé ãàç ïî÷òè âûøåë?

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Ýé...

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Ñ òîáîé âñå â ïîðÿäêå?

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ß...

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ß...ß...

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ÄÓÐÀÊ!!!

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ÒÛ! ×òî òû ñî ìíîé ñäåëàë?!

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×òî ÿ äåëàë? Èñêóññòâåííîå äûõàíèå!

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Òåáå íóæíî ëèøü ïîêóïàòü äëÿ ìåíÿ ñîê, è âñå áóäåò õîðîøî.

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À?

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Äóðàê, ïðèäóðîê!...

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Åñëè ÷åñòíî, òî ÿ íå ìîãó â ýòî ïîâåðèòü...

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Ñîâñåì... ñîâñåì...

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Ýé!

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Çà÷åì?

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Çà÷åì òû ñïàñ ìåíÿ?

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Çà÷åì ãîâîðèøü...

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ß âåäü ïðîñòî áàíêà, àêèêàí!

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Ñòîèò ñîêó çàêîí÷èòüñÿ, ìåíÿ âûêèíóò!

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ß ñòàíó ïðîñòî ìóñîðîì, ìåíÿ ñäàäóò íà ôàáðèêó, â ìåòàëëîëîì!

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Îáû÷íî, òàê è áûâàåò...

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ß íå âûáðîøó òåáÿ.

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ß äóìàþ, òàêóþ êàê òû...

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...òàêóþ êàê òû, ÿ íå ìîãó îñòàâèòü îäíó!

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Êàêåðó...

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È ñ ÷åãî áû ýòî ÿ áóäó âûáðàñûâàòü òàêóþ êðàñèâóþ äåâ÷îíêó, êàê òû?

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È ñêîðî, ÿ ñäåëàþ èç òåáÿ äåâóøêó ìîåé ìå÷òû!

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Ñ-ñäåëàåøü?

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Îáóçäàòü òàêóþ äèêóþ ëîøàäêó êàê òû - âîò ê ÷åìó ñòðåìÿòñÿ âñå ìóæ÷èíû!

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Ñêîðî òû áóäåøü ñëóøàòüñÿ òîëüêî ìåíÿ, êèñêà!

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Áîëüíî æå!!!

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Î ÷åì òû òîëüêî äóìàåøü, èçâðàùåíåö?!

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Ïîñòîé, Äæèòñóêå!

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×òî?.. Äæèòñóêå?

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Ýòî òâîå èìÿ!

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Ïî êðàéíåé ìåðå, òàê çâàëè ìîþ ñîáàêó, ìíîãî ëåò íàçàä.

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Íå íàäî äàâàòü ìíå òàêèõ óæàñíûõ èìåí.

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Åñëè òàê õî÷åøü äàòü ìíå èìÿ, òî...{\fscx300}-{\fscx100}

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Ìåëîí.

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Òû æå áàíî÷êà äûííîé ãàçèðîâêè? Ïîýòîìó - Ìåëîí!

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Êàê òåáå?

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Ìèëåíüêîå èìå÷êî, íå ïðàâäà ëè?

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Ìåëîí?

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Ì-ì-ì, ïîõîæå, îíî òåáå ïîíðàâèëîñü!

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Îòíûíå òû - Ìåëîí!

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Ìåëîí-êóí! Ìåëîí-ñàí! Ìåëîí-òÿí!!!!!

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Äóðà÷îê...

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Äà ÷òî òàêîå ñëó÷èëîñü ñ ýòèì Êàêåðó?!

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È ïî÷åìó ìîé õîçÿèí òàêîé èçâðàùåíåö!

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Ñòîé, òû õî÷åøü, ÷òîáû ÿ ïîøëà â øêîëó?!

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Ïî÷åìó âñå âîò òàê îáåðíóëîñü?!

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Îáúÿñíè æå ìíå, òû, ãëóïûé Êàêåðó!